USS BENNINGTON
NAVY HUMOR
RETURN TO:
SMALL TOWN BARBER SHOP
In a small town near Washington, DC, a barber opened his shop for business. A young enlisted Marine comes
in to get a "high and tight"
The barber asked the young Marine about his service, and a lot of small talk takes place After the haircut is
complete, the Marine opens his wallet and the barber said, "It's on the house Marine Thanks for your service to
this great nation"
The next morning as the barber goes to open his shop, there is a box on his doorstep In the box was a note of
thanks and a "SEMPER FI" bright red T-shirt That same morning a young airman comes in for a haircut The
same sort of story happens They talk about Air Force and other small talk After the haircut is complete, the
airman stands and reaches for his wallet.
The barber says, "No thanks, son It's on the house Thank you for your service to our country"
The next morning as the man is opening his barbershop, on the doorstep is a box with a Air Force ball cap and
a thank you note.
That same day, an Navy Captain comes in for a haircut He is decked out in his full dress blues. The barber is
impressed and again, the same things happens, small talk about the service. When the Captain goes to pay,
again the barber says, "Not required, Sir, it's on the house Thanks for your service to this great nation"
You guessed it, the next morning, as the barber went to open his shop, there on his doorstep ... were three
more Navy captains!
This one from FRANK NEKRASZ
fnekrasz@yahoo.com
RETURN TO:
Site Created By:
|